Saturday 1 November 2014

Tamatar

सुबह से कई बड़े घरों से शादी के रिश्ते आ रहे हैं.. . . . . . . . पता नहीं किस कमीने ने अफवाह उड़ा दी कि मै सब्जी मंडी में बैठ कर टमाटर बेचता हूँ….!!! :- :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen: What's More3 Jokeswar of the wearables,smartwatch?Facebook friendsAirforcePapa Ghar pe HainDue respect


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Platform

When 2 bhikaris and 2 software engineers meet each other after a long time, the question asked are similar ……. On which platform are u working these days?  What's MoreNo Gutka on whatsappFlipkartPunu DogWindows100th FloorJoke of the Day


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Baba

एक बाबा किसी महफ़िल में गए। वहां सब उनका मजाक उड़ाने लगे। बाबा ने कहा , ” देखो हम फ़क़ीर लोग हैं , हमारा मज़ाक न उड़ाए। लोग खूब हंसे। अचानक उन सबको दिखना बंद हो गया। यानि वे अंधे हो गए। वो सब बाबा के कदमों में गिर गए ; ” बोले बाबा जी हमें माफ़ कर दो।” बाबा जी ने जूता उतारा और सबके एक-एक मारा और बोले ; ” कमीनों लाइट चली गई , कोई जेनरेटर ऑन करो मुझे भी दिखाई नहीं दे रहा है। “ What's More3 JokesFeku No.1Husband or Wife ?Einstein’s Eyes : DYKwar of the wearables,smartwatch?Chidiya


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iPad’s Retina Display

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Einstein’s Eyes : DYK

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Birthday suit

Wife will be Wife  Wife: Apke birthday ke liye itna mast suit liya hai ki bas puchho mat..! Husband: Shukar hai tumhe mera khayal to Aaya, Lao dikhao.  Wife: Abhi pehen ke Aati hoon… What's MoreSending FailedShoppingWife ChahiyeBossShaadi K la VideoRace Dog


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Santa Rocks

joke of the day ………हा हा हा हा हा हा …. Santa Singh Interview Ke Liye Gayaa. Naukri Already Boss Ke Saaley Ko Mil Chuki Thi. Par Formality Ke Liye Interview zaruri Thaa. Isliye Aise Sawaal Puchey Jaa Rahey Thay Jinkaa Koi Matlab Nahin Thaa. Santa Ki Baari Aayi… Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho Aur Aapke Paas 2 Cigarettes Ke Alaawaa Kuch Bhi Nahin Hai. Aapko 1 cigarette Jalaani Hai. ? Kaise Jalaaogey ? … Santa Singh Very Serious. … Sir Iske 3-4 Solutions Ho Sakte Hai… , , , Interviewer Shocked Lekin Bolaa Bataao. ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ Santa Ke Out Of The World Answers: ↓ Take one cigarette and throw it in the Water. ☆ So the boat will become LIGHTER…….. using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette ▼ Interviewer:- Kya Bakwaas Hai… ▼ ▼ Santa’s another deadly answer. ↓…. ↓…. ↓…. ↓…. ↓… Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win… you can light the cigarette ☆ ☆ Interviewer:-St upid ↓ ↓ Santa :- Sir one more Solution…. ↓ ↓… ↓… ↓… ↓… Take water in your hand and [...]


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Longest Cat

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Pak satelite

Killer.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔪l News on Pak TV : “Water & presence of Whales & Sharks found on Moon by Pakistani Satellite.” News on BBC : “Satellite launched by Pakistan found in Arabian Sea”. What's MoreTeacherBad MemoryAmerica and PakistanMentalI careSafed Bakra Kala Bakra


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Height of work pressure

Height Of Work Pressure: An Employee Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See, Whether He Is Going To office, Or Coming Back From office. 😂😂😂 What's MoreHeight of WPBossFeku No.1Bhature Chole.Wife ChahiyeJob Confirm


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I was Lion before marriage

A lion was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion. A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion. The lion roared in rage and said how dare are you to come up the stage? Even the tiger is maintaining distance and you climbed the stage. The mouse replied and after listening to that the lion fainted. What would have the mouse said ??? Any guess??? The mouse sad “Oh shut up buddy, even I was lion before marriage”  What's MorePhulkari InformationWedding Suit3 JokesPlatformWife ChahiyeSher Kitney Bache hai :)


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America and Pakistan

एक पाकिस्तानी लड़के ने अमेरिकन स्कूल में एडमिशन लिया। टीचर- तुम्हारा नाम क्या है? लड़का- अहमद। टीचर- अब तुम अमेरिका में हो, इसलिए आज से तुम्हारा नाम जॉन है। लड़का घर पहुंचा… मां- पहला दिन कैसा रहा अहमद? लड़का- मैं अब अमेरिकन हूं और आगे से मुझे जॉन कहकर पुकारना। मां और पापा ने यह सुनते ही उसकी जमकर धुनाई कर दी। शरीर पर चोट के निशान लिए अगले दिन वह स्कूल पहुंचा। टीचर- क्या हुआ जॉन? लड़का- मेरे अमेरिकन बनने के 4 घंटे बाद ही मुझपर 2 पाकिस्तानियों ने हमला कर दिया !! What's MoreMosquito on FacebookSpain, MexicoBad MemoryPak sateliteRace DogDrunk


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Boss

BOSS hangs a Poster in his Office ” I’M THE BOSS, DON’T FORGET AND REMAIN IN YOUR LIMITS ” He returns from lunch and finds a slip on his desk: “Your Wife called, she was shouting & said she wants the Poster back at HOME…”.👏 What's MoreWife ChahiyeBirthday suitSending FailedShoppingShaadi K la VideoHeight of WP


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Loan

I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me. Give me a Loan, & then Leave me aLone…!  What's MoreFeku No.13 JokesBossPlatformWife ChahiyeI was Lion before marriage


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Race Dog

Husband to his wife: Ajj 4 baje kutteyan di race hai, main othey jana hai.. Wife: Tusi vi na bas!! Rehan deo, tureya janda ni, te laggey o race laun..  What's MoreBirthday suitWindows LockDrunkPunu DogHusband or Wife ?Husband and Wife ?


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Chand

लड़की- एक बात सुनो तुम मेरे लिए क्या कर सकते हो? लड़का- जो तुम कहो darling!! लड़की- क्या चाँद ला सकते हो? लड़का गया और कुछ चीज़ छिपा कर लाया और लड़की से कहा आँखे बंद करो और वो चीज़ लड़की के हाथों में थमा दी, फिर लड़की से आँखे खोलने को कहा। लड़की की आँखों में आंसू थे क्योंकि उसके हाथों में एक आइना था जिसमें उस लड़की का चेहरा नज़र आ रहा था। लड़की ने कहा – How Romantic तुम मुझे चाँद सा समझते हो। लड़का बोला- नहीं मैं तो तुझे सिर्फ ये समझा रहा था जिस मुँह से चाँद मांग रही है वो थोबड़ा कभी आईने में भी देखा था या नहीं। What's MoreFacebook friends3 JokesHeight of work pressurePlatformBirthday suitPak satelite


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MBA

पति पत्नी सब्जी लेने गए सब्जीवाला: बाबूजी, बहू तो MBA पास होंगी पति: कैसे पहचाना? स: थैले में नीचे टमाटर और ऊपर कददू जो रख रही हैं What's More3 JokesSoda AkbarWatching TransformersGirgitJoke of the DayMosquito on Facebook


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Punu Dog

Girl Uploads a pic with her dog: Meet my dog Punu… Boy1: Aww punu is cho cute. Boy2: bahut pyaala dogu hai ! Boy3: haaye, kaash hum kutte hote… Boy Uploads a pic with his dog: Meet my dog Buzo… Boy1- Bhai Inme se kutta kaun hai? Boy2- Akhir mein tera baap mil hi gaya… Boy3- khud ke khaane ka thikana nahi kutta paalne chala….😛😛 What's MoreWife ChahiyeShaadi K la VideoWindows LockDoctor PagalChidiyaFacebook


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Height

Lady to her Dietitian: What l am worried about is my height and not my weight Doc: How come??? Lady: According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet.. What's More3 JokesFeku No.1ConfidenceHeight of work pressureHeight of WPiPad’s Retina Display


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999 recharge

अब Rs 999 के रिचार्च्ज पे Rs.9999 का टॉकटाइम 80 साल की व्ह्यलीडीटी ऑल कॉल 0.01पैसे/प्रति घंटा 5 लाख SMS फ्री unlimited internet अधिक जानकारी के लिए लोग ओन करे www.beta -tu – apna – alag -tower – laga – le . com What's More999 recharge999 rechargeSending FailedHey BhagwanIncome Tax ReturnsAdmin


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999 recharge

अब Rs 999 के रिचार्च्ज पे Rs.9999 का टॉकटाइम 80 साल की व्ह्यलीडीटी ऑल कॉल 0.01पैसे/प्रति घंटा 5 लाख SMS फ्री unlimited internet अधिक जानकारी के लिए लोग ओन करे www.beta -tu – apna – alag -tower – laga – le . com What's More999 recharge999 rechargeSending FailedHey BhagwanIncome Tax ReturnsAdmin


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