अगर आप घर में अकेले बैठे
बोर होते रहते है
तो घर में
jk wall putti लगवाए
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” दीवारे बोल उठेंगी “
फिर खूब बतियाते रहना।।
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Thursday 31 July 2014
Bore at Home
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Marriage in 3 countries
नई-नई शादी के बाद तीन देशों की पत्नियां आपस में मिलती हैं।
अमेरिकन पत्नी– पहले ही दिन मैंने पति से कहा झाड़ू, पोंछा,
खाना पकाना, कपड़े-बर्तन धोना, ये सब मैं नहीं करूंगी। अगले
दिन पति नज़र नहीं आया, दूसरे दिन पति नजर नहीं आया, तीसरे
दिन इन सब कामों की मशीनों के साथ दिखाई दिया।
रूसी पत्नी – मैंने भी पति से ऐसा ही कहा। अगले दिन पति नज़र
नहीं आया, दूसरे दिन पति नजर नहीं आया, तीसरे दिन इन सब
कामों की नौकरानियों के साथ दिखाई दिया।
भारतीय जाटणी – मैंने भी अपने पति से ठीक ऐसे ही कहा था।
अगले दिन पति नज़र नहीं आया, दूसरे दिन भी पति नजर
नहीं आया, तीसरे दिन बाईं आंख से थोड़ा-थोड़ा पति दिखना शुरू
हुआ….😆😆😆😆
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Filmi tamatar
बढती टमाटर की कीमतों के हिसाब से जल्दी ही फिल्मो के डायलाग इस प्रकार के होंगे !
मेरे करण अर्जुन आयेंगे;
और दो किलो टमाटर लायेंगे. . .
ये ढाई किलो के टमाटर जब आदमी लेता है ना;
तो आदमी उठता नहीं उठ जाता है. . .
मेरे पास बंगला है गाडी है बैंक बैलेंस है रुपया है पैसा है, तुम्हारे पास क्या है?
मेरे पास टमाटर है!
जिनके घर टमाटर के सलाद होते हैं;
वो बत्ती बुझा कर खाना खाते हैं. . .
चिनॉय सेठ, टमाटर बच्चों के खेलने की चीज़ नहीं होती;
कट जाए तो खून निकल आता है. . .
मैं आज भी फेंके हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता;
टमाटर हो तो अलग बात है. . .
लगता है सब्जी मंडी में नए आये हो साहेब;
सारा शहर मुझे टमाटर के नाम से जानता है. . .
11 राज्यों की सरकार मुझे ढूंढ़ रही है;
पर टमाटर को खरीदना मुश्किल ही नहीं,नामुमकिन है. . .
ये टमाटर मुझे दे-दे ठाकुर। . . .
तुम्हे चारो तरफ से पुलिस ने घेर लिया है;
अपनी सारी टमाटर कानून के हवाले कर दो. . .
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Tamatar
सुबह से कई बड़े घरों से शादी के रिश्ते आ रहे
हैं..
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पता नहीं किस कमीने
ने अफवाह उड़ा दी कि मै सब्जी मंडी में बैठ कर
टमाटर बेचता हूँ….!!! :-
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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Wednesday 30 July 2014
Tuesday 29 July 2014
Kick
After a big hit of movie “KIck”
Uska 2nd part aa raha hai….
“SELF START”😛
What’s More
Salman Khan Kick Official Trailor
Success Journey
Hollywood Movie Trailer : Transformers
Income Tax Returns
Kick movie review: Salman Khan’s film delivers more than your expectation
Movie review: Age of Extinction
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Platform
When 2 bhikaris and 2 software engineers meet each other after a long time, the question asked are similar …….
On which platform are u working these days?
What’s More
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Saturday 26 July 2014
I never take risk
I never take risk while drinking
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When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter the house
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame
But still no one is aware of it
Becoz I never take a risk
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I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile
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I peep into the kitchen
Wife is cutting potatoes
No one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
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I to my wife : Any news on chopra’s daughter’s marriage
Wife : Nope, she doesn’t seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her .
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I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard
But I don’t make any sound while taking out the bottle
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
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Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
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I to Wife : But still I think chopra’s daughter’s age is not that much
Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old… like an aged horse
I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh…
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I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard
But the cupboard’s place has automatically changed
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink .
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Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly
I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj’s photo & keep it in the black cupboard .
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Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
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I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that again, I will cut your tongue…!
Wife: Don’t just blabber something, go out and sit quietly…
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I take out the bottle from the potatoes
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
Wife is giving a smile
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Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
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I to Wife : (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!!
Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face…
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I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
Stove is also on the rack
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside .
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I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
But none of the horses are aware of what I did
Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk .
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Chopra is still cooking
And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing
Becoz I never take…… never take ….. never take what??? I never take a potato I think…
Cheers!!🍹🍷=
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